A humourous look at life

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost! He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago and I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied,
You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You're between 52 and 53 degrees north latitude and between 0 and 1 degrees west longitude.
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," she replied, how did you know?"
"Well" answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct,
but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly you've not been much help at all. If anything you've delayed my trip!"
She replied "You must be in management!"
"I am," he replied, "but how did you know?"
"Well" said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.
You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep,
and you expect people below you to solve your problems.
The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met,
but now, somehow, it's all my fault !!"